Title: Giving Her The Slip
Fandom: You're Under Arrest!
Warnings: Slapstick violence.
Notes: I'm probably stealing this joke from somewhere else, but as I write this, I can't remember a direct source.
You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.
While on foot patrol, Miyuki and Natsumi walked up to a street-corner fruit stand.
"'Morning, Miss Natsumi!" the fruit vendor said. "Care for an apple?"
Natsumi eyed a suspicious character at the next stand. "Mmm... mind if I have a banana instead?"
"Help yourself!" the vendor said.
Miyuki frowned. "Natsumi, you shouldn't accept gifts while on duty. We can't let ourselves be seen as venal and corruptible."
Natsumi's suspect snatched a piece of jewelry from the next stand, and ran past the policewomen. Natsumi tossed her banana peel under his feet, and he slipped and fell.
Miyuki sighed. "Never mind."