Title: Where's In A Name
Fandom: Azumanga Daioh
Notes: Inspired by silly fan-boy theories from Koichan Azumanga, where Sakaki is a half-Russian whose first name is "Olga."
Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.
Kasuga Ayumu's new friends walked up to her desk after school. "Ready to go home, Osaka?" asked Tomo.
"You know," an unusually "together" Osaka said, "I never agreed to that nick-name. How would you like it if everyone called you by the place you're from?"
Tomo shrugged. "It doesn't matter. The rest of us are from Tokyo. We couldn't all have the same nick-name."
"I'm not from Tokyo," Sakaki said.
"Really?" Yomi asked. "Where are you from, Sakaki?"
"Vladivostok," Sakaki said distantly.
The other girls sweat-dropped.
"Actually," Chiyo finally said, "that sobriquet might suit you, Miss Sakaki. Er, Miss Vladivostok."