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Sun, Jul. 9th, 2006, 08:23 pm
kb9vcn: Pirate Roberts' Dread ("depredation")

Title: Pirate Roberts' Dread
Fandom: The Princess Bride
Warnings: None.
Challenge: "depredation"

The Princess Bride! © Act III Communications / The Princess Bride Ltd.


"Dread Pirate Roberts" Westley walked into a crowded sea-side tavern, ordered an ale, and listened in on a conversation between a finely-dressed merchant and a huge muscle-bound mercenary.

"I tell you," the merchant said, "the depredations of the Dread Pirate Roberts have nearly bankrupted me!"

"Don' worry 'bout dat," the mercenary said, " I don' care if dat Roberts' one-a dem fancy-pants swordsmen. When *I* gets my mitts on 'im..."

The mercenary reached down, effortlessly snapped off a table leg, and used the jagged end as a toothpick.

Westley timidly raised one hand towards the bar. "Check, please," he squeaked.

Mon, Jul. 10th, 2006 10:47 am (UTC)
redwolf

Decretion is the better part of valour.

Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
irishvampire13

Cute!

Fri, Jul. 28th, 2006 05:36 am (UTC)
kb9vcn

Thanks for the comments!